A poem about an erotic adventure/fantasy on the high seas...


"Thar She Blows" By Alexander The Poet 02.13.07

On a ship I spotted this pretty bonnie lass,
Who had a very nice bosom, for I did check
Then I began to wonder how much time would pass,
Until I would get to board her, on the poop deck!

I wanted so bad to get in her binnacle,
And then play a little bit with her smooth dungbie
For me doing that, was totally critical,
It would make me feel, like the captain of the sea!

I would force my tiny picaroon in her mouth,
And then I would slap her chin with my cackle fruit
And as soon as some grog would start to drip down south,
I'd tell my crew my cannon was ready to shoot!

And right after this busty wench would make me cum,
I would then step aside and take a valiant pose
Then I would pour me a glass of the finest rum,...
And proudly proclaim to ye all, Arrr!, thar she blows!

THE END

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