"Anal Warts" By Alexander The Poet 04.17.05

If you wake up one day,
And on your ass you see bumps of sorts
You better hope and pray,
Pray that you do not have anal warts!

At first they may appear,
As tiny blemishes, on your ass
But then you'll shed a tear,
The size of a pea they do surpass!

They don't cause any pain,
You may not even know you have them
They're easy to obtain,
Cause they're contagious, that's the problem!

You need to remove them,
But more than one surgery may do
To hell them you condemn,
And your anus will feel so brand new!

THE END

Research for this poem was done at:
http://www.fascrs.org/displaycommon.cfm?an=1&subarticlenbr=4 

To learn more about anal warts, check these other sites:
http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/anal_warts.jsp
http://www.sghhealth4u.com.sg/health4u/colorectal/hemorrhoids_index.html?warts.htm~right
http://www.mamashealth.com/skin/awarts.asp
http://www.forces-of-nature.net/warts/anal-warts.htm