"Ode To Chlamydia" by Alexander The Poet 

When a man and a woman,
Have unprotected sex
Do you know what happens then,
A big huge fucking mess!

You may get chlamydia,
It will suck to be you
It's worse than diarrhea,
And that my friend is true

You will notice so much pain,
Whenever you go pee
A lot of hurt you will gain,
Most hookers, would agree

If you happen to see pus,
Or discharge in your piss
Along with some mucus,
Chlamydia it is!

THE END