"Ode To Vagisil" By Alexander The Poet 07.06.06

Girls, when something just doesn't feel all right,
And you have that nonstop craving to itch
Vagisil will help you get through the night,
Because a yeast infection is a bitch!

Whether your pussy is extremely dry,
Or whether your pussy is really wet
There is truly no need for you to cry,
Because vagisil, will get your snatch set!

If your vulva gets an odor or rash,
And it gives you way too much freakin' grief
You just apply vagisil on your gash,
And then, you will have instant relief!

Girls, vagisil is simply outstanding,
When it comes to fixing your bearded clam
For it has 'a better understanding, 
Of better intimate care', that's no sham!

THE END

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