"Ode To Testicular Cancer" By Alexander The Poet 07.18.05

If you are a guy with a pair of balls,
And one day, you suddenly feel a lump
Then immediate attention this calls,
You may have testicular cancer, chump!

To date, no one knows the real cause of it,
The only thing they know, is that it sucks
But it's not contagious, it can't transmit,
To get it cured though, costs a lot of bucks!

One of your balls may become well enlarged,
While the other ball, may begin to shrink
If some fluid from your cock does discharge,
Take your ass fast to the doctor, don't think!

And while you're sitting there with your balls out,
Knowing full well, that it just hurts so much
There is a bright side though, without a doubt,...
Your balls someone other than you, does touch!

THE END

Research for this poem was done at:
http://tcrc.acor.org/