"Vaginal Yeast Infection" by Alexander The Poet 

If your pussy feels nasty,
Give it a good inspection
Cause then you may surely see,
Vaginal yeast infection

Your pussy becomes a mess,
It infects, much of your clit
For I can pretty much guess,
It probably feels like shit

The yeast may begin to rise,
And you may notice, some puss
I feel it would be most wise,
To forget, cunnilingus

But with time, it will be gone
And your pussy will feel great
Vaginal yeast infection,
From you, it will dissipate!

THE END