I wrote this poem after getting frustrated with filling out the
"hobbies" portion of internet profiles. If I must be honest, I would
write that I masturbate immensely and love porn, but oh no, that would
probably turn girls off. Hence, this is my dilemma...

"Honesty" by Alexander The Poet 10.05.03

Do you want me to be honest, 
Or do you want me to lie? 
For I can be, very modest, 
And I can be, not so shy.

If in me, you seek honesty,
I will then, tell you this much
I admire girls, that are busty,
For their breasts, I want to touch

I am a hopeless romantic,
But I'm a pervert as well
Hence I often, jerk off my dick
For I am, horny, as hell

I am being very honest
So accept it if you will
I yearn to squeeze your sweet breast,
Or at the least, cup a feel

Sure I like to hang out with friends,
Listen to songs and watch tv
But most of all, please understand
My dick remains, so lonely

I like to show off my body,
I'm an exhibitionist
I'm not arrogant or snotty,
It just boosts, my confidence

You must accept me as I am,
For I'm a man, like all others
In you, my dick I want to ram,
In the end, that's what matters

If you happen to take offense,
At what I call, honesty
Then quickly, I do then sense,
That you were not meant, for me

THE END