"Live Out Your Dreams" by Alexander The Poet

I'm twenty seven years old
And I still live with my mom
I try to do what I'm told
Or I'd live on street like bum

It sucks living with mommy
I want to escape this house
But I don't have the money
So I am trapped like a mouse

It sucks living in Jersey
Everything's expensive
And the girls are scared of me
I get apprehensive

Why do I still live out here
There's nothing for me to do
And the only thing I fear
That here, I'll never get screwed

I just need to move out west
And be close to Hollywood
The girls there may have fake breasts
But atleast they won't be rude

The girls here don't like chesthair
And they prefer cleanshaven
But the thing is, it's not fair
Only they are complaining

I don't complain about boobs
Whether they're big or they're small
Don't complain about their pubes
Which I'll never see at all

Why wont they give me a chance
Like they did the football team
Please let me unzip my pants
Let me live out my wet dream

Too many years I've wasted
Living right here in Jersey
Because I never tasted
I never tasted pussy

So I need to move out west
I need to pack all my clothes
Say goodbye to my parents
And say hello to my hos

So Hollywood, here I come
Better be ready for me
I am coming to get some
Coming to lose my cherry

I think I'll visit Jersey
To visit my family
Who the fuck am I kidding?
Too busy getting pussy

Jersey is where I grew up
But not where I want to be
Don't even want a real job
Want to do my poetry

Jersey's not in my future
New Jersey is in my past
Staying here will be torture
Need to get out of here fast

It's nothing against my mom
Need to do what's right for me
Want to be happy, have fun
And I won't, here in Jersey

I want to live out my dreams
Because this life is so short
If I don't, it will just seem
That my whole life was a joke

See, you only have one life
So go and make the right choice
Make your dreams come alive
In the end we're all a corpse

THE END