The following poem may not be agreed with by all, but perhaps by most...

"They Say Looks Aren't Everything" By Alexander The Poet 


They say looks aren't everything,
But we all know that's one big lie
Because the ones who get to 'fucking',
Are the good looking ones that's why

There is however, one exception,
And that is, if you're filthy rich
So then you will get some nice action,
Till your wallet gets out of reach

You may not want to believe all this,
But reality shows prove it
The male models get all the ladies
And the average joes get shit

They say looks aren't everything,
But in this life, they'll get you by
So unless you have all that ching ching
Kiss opportunities goodbye

THE END