"You Have To Be An Asshole To Get A Girlfriend"

Nice guys seem to always finish last

         While the assholes always seem to get the girls

They all treat them like a piece of ass

         And somehow these girls allow them to control

It seems the more you treat them like shit

       The more they keep running back into your arms

They let you kiss them and feel their tit

       Somehow abusing them works just like a charm

They don’t believe you love them till you

      Have them bend over and shove your dick inside

Then they believe that your words are true

      Being nice fails no matter how much you try

If you try to be with them, they run

       If you run away, they come running to you

This is a bad fucked up equation