"Your Boyfriend Sucks" By Alexander The Poet 03.03.07

I truly do not know what I had done,
And truly, do not know what I had said
I know I sent you emails, more than one,
But I think none of them were even read

I somehow always thought being a friend,
Meant to display, some kind of interest
But since all my attempts, have been dead ends,
I guess me, you then despise and detest

Perhaps shame on me, for somehow thinking,
That I thought that you were pretty cool
Because as this, is all in me sinking,
You have really made me look like a fool

Maybe simply, friendships really can't be,
And work well, between a girl and a guy
All I wanted, was for you to know me,
But you did not, and I think I know why...

Hey hey, you you, it must be your boyfriend,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, he is such a road block
Fuck him, Fuck him, throw him in the deep end,
Then become friends with me, cause that would rock!

Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend,
Hell no, Hell no, he just gives me no chance
Hate him, hate him, I hate him to no end,
We can't be friends, because of your romance!

THE END


The last 2 verses are a parody of Avril Lavigne's song "Girlfriend"...