"Circle Device" by Alexander The Poet 11/21/02 

Once upon a time, 
There was a circle device 
It cost a few dimes, 
But it increased your cock's size 

Even though at first, 
It looks like it may do harm 
It could be much worse, 
With girls, it works like a charm 

So place your small cock, 
Inside that nice cold hard steel 
And look at the clock, 
And watch it grow, it's unreal! 

Who needs a cock ring? 
When you got cold hard metal 
It is thee best thing, 
Circle device does it all 

THE END