This poem goes out to old men who need a little assistance
in the bedroom...

"Viagra" by Alexander The Poet 

When you get old and gray,
And you can't get "it" up
Viagra saves the day,
It will put you on top!

Cause once you take the pill,
You will then realize
That this pill, is for real,
It will make your dick rise!

You may be an old man,
With a dick that is limp
But one pill later can,
Make that dick, be no shrimp!

So next time you go out,
And want to be okay
Pop that pill in your mouth,
Viagra saves the day!

THE END