"Constipation" By Alexander The Poet 09.18.04

Where will I be,
When constipation hits
I'll drink green tea,
That should give me the shits!

If not green tea,
Then I'll drink some prune juice
Then you will see,
How my bowel cuts loose!

If not prune juice,
Then I'll eat some fiber
That should produce,
Shit to fill up Tiber!

Where will I be,
When constipation hits
I've got plenty,
To help me get the shits!

THE END