"I Feel So Much Better, After I Take a Shit" By Alexander The Poet 05.14.06

I feel so much better,
After I take a shit
My ass may feel wetter,
But I don't mind one bit!

Some may find it easy,
To squat and take a crap
But it makes me queasy,
Cause my turds, they get trapped!

I need to hold something,
To help me squeeze it out
And once I do, I sing,
I sing like a boy scout!

It ain't no love letter,
Although I must admit
I feel so much better,
After I take a shit!

THE END