"My Dangling Turd" By Alexander The Poet 04.10.07

One time when I went to take a crap,
Not all of my shit did come out
In fact, I felt one small turd get trapped,
And it made me upset and pout!

What I now had, was a dangling turd,
Which slapped and made my butt cheeks wet
And I found it to be quite absurd,
And with my anger, it was met!

So I grabbed a towel rack nearby,
And swayed my ass back and forth, hard
But all that did was just make me cry,
Because the turd would not discard!

Then I started to jump up and down,
Thinking that would certainly work
To my dismay, it was still around,
And that shit made me go berserk!

This crap was not getting a free pass,
So then a thought had thus occurred
I stuck my fingers inside my ass,
And I pulled out, the dangling turd!

THE END