"Ode To A Steaming Pile Of Shit" By Alexander The Poet 06.06.07

Oh dear steaming pile of shit,
How did you get to steam?
For I lack the brains and wit,
To figure out your scheme

If I touch you, will I burn?,
This, you must let me know
Please teach me so I will learn,
Just how you live and flow

Your pile is so long and thick,
How did it get that way?
What now?, my ass did the trick?,
Stop joking, me you slay!

Oh dear steaming pile of shit,
I beg, please do no harm
Or my butt cheeks I shall split,
And fist you with my arm!

THE END