The following poem was by far the most dramatic poem I have ever written! I wrote this poem a few moments after leaving the restroom...

Shit

I'm sitting on the can

And out comes this big piece of shit

Look at the size of that

Wish that was the size of my dick

It looks dark brown to me

I guess it's not diareah

If only you would see

Then you would understanda

I'll name the shit barney

And I'll flush that purple fuck

Oh God someone please tell me

Why it keeps coming back up

Constipation it ain't

It came quicker than a heartbeat

If you would see it, you'd faint

You would faint, at the size, of my shit

THE END