Inspired by getting little pieces of shit stuck in your asshair...

"Shit Nugget" By Alexander The Poet 

After I take a nasty crap,
I get really upset
Inside my ass something gets trapped,
It's called a shit nugget

A shit nugget always occurs,
To guys who have asshair
The asshair sticks on to the turds,
Then the shit goes nowhere

Trying to get them nuggets out,
It is not that easy
You'll be in much pain and you'll shout,
Your mood will be pissy

If one day you shall discover,
You have a shit nugget
Do not have sex with your lover,
They'll run away I bet

THE END