This poem was inspired by that feeling of flatulence that results in
real shit. It happens to all of us at one time or another...

"Shitting In My Pants" By Alexander The Poet 10.07.04

You know what don't feel good?,
It's shitting in my pants
I'd stop it if I could,
But a turd, it still plants!

It starts out as a fart,
So I think I'm ok
But me, shit does outsmart,
And my ass bombs away!

So as I walk around,
With shit inside my pants
I stay above the ground,
Cause shit attracts the ants!

Whenever it occurs,
I hear alot of chants
Along with a few slurs,
Just cause I shit my pants!

THE END