This poem should not be confused with my other poems, "Shit" and "Shit Attack"...

"Taking A Shit" By Alexander The Poet

I remember the first time,
When I ended up taking a shit
It felt like such a crime,
A crime that I could not be acquit

I remember I ran fast,
I must have really had to go bad
Out of my ass came this blast,
That must have been some strong food I had!

But what I remember most,
Is that there was no toilet paper
My face turned pale like a ghost,
How the fuck would I solve that caper

But I managed to survive,
When I was stuck on that toilet seat
And today I live and thrive!,
And I remember, taking a shit!

THE END