"The Biggest Piece Of Shit I Ever Saw" By Alexander The Poet 07.07.06

As I was sitting in the bathroom,
Trying very hard to take a shit
I then felt a splash and heard a boom,
And what came out, made me freak a bit!

I peeked down below to take a look,
And I was in complete shock and awe
Thus, A photo I instantly took,
Of the biggest shit I ever saw!

Then I began to think and wonder,
What else was lodged deep inside my ass
Would I find me some buried plunder,
Since I knew then, there was more than gas!

I just don't know where my mind is at
For this will forever haunt my soul
How did a big piece of shit like that...
Get to come out, of my little hole?

THE END