"Was That Corn I Saw In My Shit?" By Alexander The Poet 06.21.06

When I arrived home from dinner,
To the bathroom I quickly hit
And then I crapped out a winner,
But was that corn I saw in my shit?

Who do I need to thank for that?,
The Boston Market or KFC?
For out of my ass it just splat,
And it scared the Jesus out of me!

Upon much closer inspection,
It looked like yellow men on a brain
Inside me, they found direction,
And they all made my shit their domain!

I think they're fun to have around,
They're like live action Sims, they're so neat
Sadly though, I must flush them down,
I'll see them again, after I eat!

THE END