"When My Shit Is Too Moist" By Alexander The Poet 08.01.06

When I sit on the toilet,
I am not always so rejoiced
Because sometimes when I shit,
It turns out to be pretty moist!

And I don't like it one bit,
For that, I can so do without
Then I have such a huge fit,
Because I can't get the shit out!

So I turn on the faucet,
And make sure that the water's warm
And as I'm sure you guessed it,
A good ass cleansing I perform!

Then I grab some more tissue,
So I can make my butt crack dry
Then I don't have an issue,
And to moist shit, I say goodbye!

THE END