"Whenever I Take A Shit, I Always Leave A Mark" By Alexander The Poet 09.13.06

Whenever I take a shit,
I always leave a mark
And you know, I must admit,
The markings left, are dark!

It's like my own signature,
So that everyone knows
That I crapped in there for sure,
And it did not dispose!

Sometimes it's on the left side,
And sometimes, on the right
Then all over it may glide,
If my sphincter ain't tight!

So each time my ass does sit,
On a trip, I embark
For whenever I thus shit,
I always leave a mark!

THE END