For some reason I think this would be totally hysterical if read by a Mexican...


"Why Do I Shit So Much?" By Alexander The Poet 08.18.07

As I write this on the can,
Letting out waste and such
I'm trying to understand,
Why do I shit so much?

I mean, as soon as I eat,
I have to take a crap
And this often does repeat,
Damn, I can't take a nap!

After food goes in my mouth,
It comes out of my ass
I just have to figure out,
How the hell it does pass!

I hope there's a bathroom near,
Every where that I go
Cause shit will come out my rear,
And toilet will say "Whoa!"

Trust me, this is no facade,
Or magic trick and such
Please tell me Jesus or God,
Why do I shit so much?

THE END