Inspired by so many actresses in Hollywood getting facelifts to maintain their film careers...

"Ode To A Facelift" by Alexander The Poet 

When an actress gets old,
And her cheeks make a downward shift
I must say, truth be told,
It's now time, to get a facelift!

Her whole face will sag,
No film producer will like it
Her film career will lag,
And that my friend, is no bullshit!

She must decide real quick,
Or kiss her film career goodbye
Her face needs much plastic,
Cause she looks old as fuck, that's why!

She must get it real soon,
Before her old face hits the floor
She will look like a prune,
And no one will want her no more!

THE END