In defense of celebrity paparazzi and fans...

"The Irony...Of Celebrity" by Alexander The Poet 

You had dreams of becoming famous,
You had dreams of becoming a popular movie star
So why is it now, you make a fuss,
If paparazzi take pics of you, wherever you are?

I mean, isn't that the main reason,
You yearned so much to become real famous and recognized?
You make well over a million,
So why all your fans and paparazzi, you so despise?

You see, once you go out in public,
You pretty much then, lose all of your rights to privacy
Your outrage at this, is ironic,
Because, newsflash!, this happens when you're a celebrity!

If you did not want all of this fame,
Then you shouldn't have gotten yourself, a "power agent"
The paparazzi are not to blame,
And please, try to acknowledge your own fans,... we pay your rent!

THE END