I was up late one night, watching Witches of Breastwick,
And this one blonde busty girl had really caught my eye
Her cute face and huge boobs had this effect on my dick,
Glori-Anne Gilbert made me hard, I cannot deny!
In b movies, she usually plays a vampire,
And she's a feature dancer and a stripper as well
Her not drinking and not smoking, I so admire,
Right along with her masturbating, in a hotel!
She's superstitious and believes in full moons and ghosts,
And she's not bisexual and prefers real smart men
I'm not sure if to her liking, I even come close,
But I love wacking off to her again and again!
Only sad films tend to make this sexy bombshell cry,
And she doesn't like tv and never watches it
What's also quite cool is like me, she's a Gemini,
Thus, with Glori-Anne Gilbert, I'm in love I admit!
THE END
Research for this poem was found at:
http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/glori-anne.htm