I don't have a hard time, trying to explain,
Why I masturbate so much, to Julie Strain
She's one tall sexy brunette, without a doubt,
And she looks so awesome, with her boobies out
The thing that really, jump started her career,
Was becoming, a Penthouse, Pet Of The Year
She made over 90 films, which earned a claim,
'The Queen of B Movies', she had then became
She was 6 feet tall, when she was just 13,
She was also a wild kid, and troubled teen
A bodybuilder this vixen, used to be,
She went to college, and earned an AA degree
At UCLA, she teaches fine arts class,
But I would flunk, cause I'd just stare at her ass
She's a pin-up legend, in more ways than one,
I would commit incest, if I was her son
She then starred as a judge, on Playboy's Sex Court
To grabbing tissues and lube, I did resort
In my underwear, I always make a stain,
For the 'Queen Of All Media', Julie Strain
THE END
Research for this poem was found at Julie Strain's official website, http://www.juliestrain.com