"If Shannon Tweed Was My Mom" by Alexander The Poet 

If Shannon Tweed, was my mom,
I'd commit incest a lot
Her breast milk, I'd get me some,
I'd suck her tits till they're shot

She is just too fuckin' hot,
For a woman, at her age
I jack off to her a lot,
And my cum, explodes with rage

If she could be my mommy,
I would be such a good son
I'd obey, I'm no dummy,
This mom, would cause, a hard on

Shannon Tweed, if you hear me,
I'd like you to be my mom
You would make me so happy,
You would also, make me come

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