This is supposed to be somewhat of a parody of The Beatles' Give Peace A
Chance.

I plan to perform this song with the help of my POS guitar very soon.




"Give My Piece A Chance" By Alexander The Poet 01.04.07

1 girl, 2 girls, 3 girls up to 4,
They're all running away from me
I know they must be bitches for sure,
And they make me so unhappy

All I am saying,
Is give my piece a chance
I'll keep on praying,
Their hands go down my pants

Each girl that I like and ask out,
They all reject me and say no
So with a girlfriend I'm without,
What must I do to get a blow?

All I am saying,
Is give my piece a chance
I'll keep on praying,
Their hands go down my pants

*this following verse to be sung with more anger*

They could be emo or gothic,
Pagan, Wiccan, or even Punk
Can one of them just grab my dick,
And then swallow my god damn spunk???

*pause*

Because afterall...

All I am saying,
Is give my piece a chance
All I am saying,
Is give my piece a chance

THE END