I hope to perform this as a song one day. Too bad I can't manage to learn 
how to properly play a piano or guitar, though I could write melody and 
chords...


"How Did He Get A Piece Of Ass Like That?" By Alexander The Poet 02.16.07

Verse 1
Everytime I see a pretty girl,
With a somewhat ugly looking guy
I think he must be very rich, that's where it's at...

Did he get her an expensive pearl?,
Then her heart, he was able to buy?
I mean, how did he get a piece of ass like that?

Chorus
I jack off to her, every minute of the day...
But he gets to jack off on her, in every way

I dream of her in my car, going for a ride...
While she's riding on him, with his dick deep inside

I guess what I want to do is give this guy a pat...
And ask him, how did he get a piece of ass like that?

Verse 2
He could have mad pimples on his face,
Or he could stink worse than a landfill
And he may be deaf, mute and blind like a bat...

But he did get her in his embrace,
And she is with him with her free will
I mean, how did he get a piece of ass like that?

Chorus
I jack off to her, every minute of the day...
But he gets to jack off on her, in every way

I dream of her in my car, going for a ride...
While she's riding on him, with his dick deep inside

I guess what I want to do is give this guy a pat...
And ask him, how did he get a piece of ass like that?

How did he get a piece of ass like that?...

THE END