"Dead Like Me" by Alexander The Poet 

Dead Like Me on Showtime network,
Is a fucking awesome show
If you don't watch it, you're a jerk,
This, I just want you to know

It's a show about grim reapers,
Who meet at a waffle house
Their job's to take souls of others,
Kids, old folks, even a spouse

Ellen Muth stars as Georgia Lass,
A toilet seat had killed her
But soon it all had come to pass,
She became a grim reaper

Mandy Patinkin stars as Rube,
The leader of grim reapers
He's like the father of the group,
They all lean on his shoulders

Jasmine Guy co-stars as Roxy,
She's one mean tough talking cop
And she has a lot of moxie,
She can really, fuck you up!

Callum Blue co-stars as Mason,
He's into drugs and liquor
He's not honest and likes to con,
But he tries to be better

Laura Harris stars as Daisy,
She was this Hollywood star
She fucked all the men like crazy,
Giving blowjobs got her far

They all make up the grim reapers,
Now I can't think of a rhyme
Um, uh, oh hell Jeepers Creepers,
Watch Dead Like Me on Showtime!

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