"Ode To Cartman's Dry Balls" By Alexander The Poet 10.27.07
In South Park, there's a boy named Eric Cartman,
Whose balls happen to be quite dry
But lately he's been doing all that he can,
To have Kyle suck them, that's no lie!
See, Cartman made a bet with his jew friend Kyle,
That if a leprechaun was found
Then Kyle would have to suck his balls for a while,
And lick it real good all around!
But world events prevent that from happening,
Like terrorists who have attacked...
Our imagination, I'm not kidding,
And it hurts Cartman, that's a fact!
Poor Cartman keeps having nightmares every night,
Of his balls turning to dust
If Kyle would just suck them, then he'd be alright,
And from his nutsack, cum would bust!
THE END