"The Criminal Minds Poem" By Alexander The Poet 12.4.10
"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts,
there can be no more hurt, only more love."
-Mother Theresa
Derek Morgan and Penelope Garcia,
Your constant flirting is too much to consume
Hey guess what, I have come up with an idea,
I think that both of you should just get a room
Morgan, dude, you know you really want to bang it,
For years, you had her profile all figured out
There is only one crime Garcia did commit,
And that my man, is teasing your cock throughout!
Whatever you do, don't let Doctor Reid scare you,
With his "this could become really tragic" stats
The kid's just jealous, and with girls he has no clue,
And you do know, his mom's crazy like a bat
Do me a favor, ask Agent Prentiss to join,
But not to do things and mess around with you
No, to see her shove her face in Garcia's groin,
Cause dawg, you know she's a lesbian, it's true!
Also, please don't let Agent Rossi creep you out,
If he is in the room with the both of you
For he is only there, if you have any doubt,
He is only there, to talk and help you through
Look you two, how much will you let this passion loom?!,
You have both been flirting for a damn long while
So the both of you, just go get yourselves a room,
And I guarantee you, it will make Hotch smile...
"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts,
well maybe, just maybe, you should switch to white dick. Just saying."
-Alexander The Poet
THE END