"Ode To A Dial Up Connection" by Alexander The Poet 

Once you create an icon,
That lets you dial to the net
It will take time to get on,
Possibly forever, I bet

Once you finally connect,
You'll notice websites load so slow
What the fuck did you expect?,
High speed connection?, oh hell no!

A 56k modem,
Just happens to be slow as shit
That my friend, is a problem...
And you need to get rid of it!

Get yourself some DSL,
Or cable, or a T1 line
Cause dial up is pure hell,
And with high speed, you will be fine!

THE END