"Fuck That Dell Dude" 04/10/02 by Alexander The Poet

There he is on TV again

      That damn Dell computer guy

I am gonna go so insane

   If I see him one more time

You girls seem to think he is cute

  And I find that to be weird

I can sell you computers too

 But you'll just think I am queer

And most girls hate computers

 So why they love that Dell freak?

They're afraid of monitors,

 And they're afraid to right click!

It must be his cock you want?

 You want some of that, Dell dick?

But from "poet dick", you run

 It's so sad and so tragic!