"I Hate Fucking Spam" by Alexander The Poet 

Do you know what I fucking hate?,
I fucking hate spam
I get it at a frequent rate
It makes me yell "Damn!"

It annoys the piss out of me
It don't seem to stop!
Maybe it's those porn sites I see
I can't give those up!

I'm tired of deleting them
Don't they get the hint?,
What the fuck is their damn problem?
Sending me this shit!

If you're going to send me spam,
Do me a favor
Don't misspell it, you stupid yam!,
Then you, I'll treasure!

THE END