"Mr. Bill Gates, Microsoft Sucks" 

I check email on hotmail 
A site owned by Microsoft 
But recently, the site failed 
Bill Gates, what the fuck was wrong? 

I depend on your website 
To check tons of my fan mail 
I could not get it last night 
I was screaming "What the hail???" 

Every thirty seconds pass 
And then I click on inbox 
But I realized at last 
Mister Gates, Microsoft sucks 

I will switch to AOL 
But they're worse than Microsoft 
And to everyone I'll tell 
Bill Gates,you I do not love!