"Tech Support" by Alexander The Poet
I never dealt with dumb people,
Until I started doing tech support
It is so unbelievable,
That idiots existed, of this sort
How can people be so stupid?
And just have no knowledge whatsoever
If the calls suck, I just mute it
Tech support will be around forever
I get all kinds of dumb ass calls
People trying to send mail through notepad
And they blame me like it's my fault
I try to help these goofs and they get mad!
I thought, working as a cashier,
In a supermarket, I dealt with schmucks
But they just don't come no where near,
Doing tech support dealing with dumb fucks!
THE END