"An Ode To A Monopoly...Verizon" by Alexander The Poet 

This company's a monopoly,
This company is very large
And cause it's huge ironically...,
No one seems to know who's in charge!

Each time you call them with a problem,
Their techs give you the run around
What kind of idiot hired them?!,
Where the hell were all these guys found?

They seem to have many departments,
But not one of them, have a clue
They tend to rip off all residents,
But there's nothing no one can do!

They simply charge way too much money,
With them, it's so hard to compete,
Verizon has one good thing only,
James Earl Jones' voice, just can't be beat!

THE END