This is perhaps my first snarky poem about an internet teen pornstar...
"Ode To Kara's Handfull" By Alexander The Poet 09.11.07


Just what do I know, about Kara's Handfull,
Other then, that's probably not her real name
Well, I do know that her tits are wonderful,
And to those tits, I quickly jacked off and came!
She also happens to be eighteen years old,
Actually, I think that she may never age
But whatever, her tits I'd so love to hold,
And forever squeeze, fondle, and lick with rage!
She claims to be living in the USA,
In a beautiful part, that is all that's known
But I'm guessing, that it's probably LA,
Because that is where, so many tits are grown!
Wherever Kara happens to walk and go,
People can't seem, to take their eyes of her chest
She finds it rude cause when she tells them hello,
All their eyes keep focusing on, is her breasts!
And for those nice breasts, we have Karen to thank,
Because if not for her, life would be quite dull
Without Karen, my monkey I wouldn't spank,
And I wouldn't drool, over Kara's Handfull!
THE END
Research for this poem done at her official website:
http://www.karashandfull.com