I know this girl on the internet,
That looks like a true beauty queen
Her face and body I can't forget,
She's a blonde named Tiffany Teen!
She says she's going to college now,
And studying biology
All of her pics make my dick say wow,
And that is no mythology!
She claims to be a huge music freak,
Her favorite kind, is punk rock
My chances of fucking her, are bleak,
And that is not fair to my cock!
She insists that she's a blonde with brains,
Who should wear a schoolgirl outfit
And with her, my dick never complains,
Cause Tiffany Teen is the shit!
THE END