"I Would Like A Hairless Scrotum" By Alexander The Poet 01.29.08

It always does fascinate me much,
 To see a nutsack that is shaved
For whenever I see such a crotch,
 I just know, that it's well behaved!

Because I just know, how hard it is,
 To use a razor, way down there
I mean, you don't have to be a wiz,
 To know, blood will gush everywhere!

I must say, that men who shave their balls,
 Are considerate, of their mate
Cause in their lover's mouth, no hair falls,
 And to swallow cum, feels more great!

So a hairless scrotum I would like,
 If it translates, to better head
Now though, my 'boys' looks like the 3rd reich,
 And them, everyone seems to dread! :(

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