Inspired by a scene in Funny People where Jonah Hill's character mentioned
grey pubes making a nutsack look distinguished...

"My Distinguished Nuts" By Alexander The Poet 08.11.09

It was just another day,
 As I took a look down at my cock
Then I saw one pube was grey,
 And it put me in a state of shock!

I knew what I had to do,
 I needed to eliminate stress!
So I grabbed my balls so blue,
 And I jacked them off and made a mess!
 
But then I started to think,
 Perhaps having grey pubes wasn't bad
For grey hair is most in sync,
 With looking distinguished and so rad!
 
So worry more I did not,
 For I no longer felt like a klutz
For I felt sexy and hot...
 Because I now had distinguished nuts!

THE END