"My Sweaty Scrotum" By Alexander The Poet 06.08.08

In the midst of a day of summer heat,
 By one thing, I'm always succumb
And it's not having smelly stinky feet,
 It's having, a sweaty scrotum!

Having a scrotum that is quite sweaty,
 I assure you, is not a treat
It is no reason, to throw confetti,
 But a reason, to say 'oh shit!'

It's not so bad with a scrotum that's bare,
 But when your scrotum has a bush
It will be choking and gasping for air,
 And proceed, to call you a doosh!

So in conclusion, my sweaty scrotum,
 Sweats, do to my huge pubic hair
But with that, I do not have a problem
 But girls might, when they go down there!

THE END