"Pubic Hair" by Alexander The Poet 

Since the day that I was born,
I had a damn hairy sac
But it kept my scrotum warm,
Unlike, the hair on my back

But one day without notice,
I started to shave it off
And then my tiny penis,
Started to look big and tough!

So should I now be happy?
Or should I now be upset?
Now my balls don't look nappy,
They look really cute instead!

Shaving all your pubic hair,
May not be all that scary 
More girls will love it down there,
Cause it's no longer hairy!

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