Inspired by a few experiences of me trying to shave my balls...

"Shaving My Balls" by Alexander The Poet 

When I shave my balls,
I can never do it right
My pubic hair falls,
On both my thighs, left and right

I never shave close,
To my hairy scrotum flesh
And that really blows,
Because I can't feel as fresh

I know if I try,
To shave real close to my sac
I'll bleed and I'll cry,
Some pints of blood I will lack

The next time I shave,
I will not go near my balls
I am not that brave,
I am not that brave at all

THE END