"When My Balls Get Sweaty" By Alexander The Poet 08.16.08

You know what I find irritating,
 And what I find, to not be petty
When I am busy masturbating,
 And my balls get completely sweaty!

If my balls were shaved, it would be fine,
 But they are not, they got so much hair
And with this huge dilemma of mine,
 All I can say is, life is not fair!

Trust me, having sweaty balls ain't fun,
 For they do cause, a lot of trauma
Your own underwear will start to run,
 And they will complain, to your mama!

Perhaps I should just get a sex change,
 And then change my name to be Betty
It may be awkward but in exchange,
 I will not have balls that get sweaty!

THE END